Thank you for handing me the mic, Donnie! He made me this carrd. I'm your host Cookie Masterson with a knack for ampersands & things that aren't contraband, understand? Because that's against the law, bucko! Don't.. you shouldn't break that.
I should probably put what I like here. Thing about me is that I always lose track of what I like, uh.. right now I'm watching BoJack Horseman, though. I finished it and I should die. Let's see:
Justin Timberlake, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, Half-Life (&VRAI, sorta), dolls, and pop culture in general. I'm like a white teenage girl! Except I'm a 30... 40... something-year-old white guy. It's complicated. My favorite snack is the fortune cookie and my favorite color is blue! Orange is good too, I get it now. Blue and orange. Wow.
I don't know what else to say. Oh, I should probably mention that my memory is über bad and I'll have some trouble keepin' up with some stuff. Just.. be patient with me on that part, will ya? That's all. I love you!
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